I don't really want to waffle on and talk about myself. I'm old yet want to shag every fit bloke I come across with, it's that simple. Also I have to say that there are a lot of new things I'm discovering about sex recently, I am quite intrigued.

I'm not fond of tea-- I know, it's a crime, but I prefer coffee. It gives me the kick I need to start the day, especially when I started my working career fresh out of uni. I also like my men like how I like my coffee, dark and deep. It doesn't hurt ...

Some might say that staying in my cozy room drawing is boring. I don't party nor drink. I have no vices I can think of. The only thing I know is all kinds of art is fun. I can't see myself taking a break from loving art.

Flirting and pulling blokes has never been my strong suit, I'd always end up tripping on words. Even now, a bit late to the party but I'm looking forward to getting to know lads again. Maybe I could even open up more about my naughty side.

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?

It's been a while since a bee visited my flower. It's getting kind of dry now that it hasn't experienced a bit of shower for quite some time now. I am looking for someone who can revitalize my dying flower. Make it wet and glossy again with your tong...