The best way to make a hot and sexy lady such as myself fall for you is by bombarding me with sweet and thoughtful messages. I don't give a fuck if they make me cringe. I just want someone to send me something.

There are so many things you can do with my enchanting bum. We can do anal while on a cruise. Don't forget the various sex positions for anal, luv. Spank my nice derrière when I misbehave. Fuck my hole using your tongue.

What's romantic to me is dancing outside when there are tiny drizzles falling from the lovely sky. I'm not that kind of lass you have to take to fancy restaurants. I'm content having and experiencing simple yet wonderful things.

The wildest place that I've shagged a bloke in is at the cinema while we were supposed to be watching a horror movie. He had to shove his fingers into my mouth at some point because of how I was moaning so loud.

I have to admit that I can't help but beat the beans as soon as I hear my neighbours shagging and talking dirty to each other. Their conversations are really hot, making me randy, so you can't blame me if I have to beat the beans and use my sex toys ...

I've been wondering if dogging is going to be fun. Heard nice stories from people I know, but I think I need to know more. I've no idea how to flaunt my body perfectly while being shagged in public. Can anybody help me?