So what does an old lady like me have to do to get a bloke who can fuck me into oblivion? I've been alone for so long that I have already forgotten what it is like to have someone's breath against my skin.

Mysterious. One word that best describes me. I am not good a expressing my emotions, it takes a while for me to warmup to strangers. I like to gradually get to know them first, also I'd rather the bloke be the talkative type. When I'm fully comfortab...

Baking pies is a hobby that I take on seriously. I love trying out or experimenting with new flavours and creating new designs for the crust. One of my favourites would be making cream pie, I always make sure that the cream is overflowing.

I see myself as being the oddball in my group of friends. I don't like following trends and dress in pieces that a few of my gals would lovingly tease me about. They don't try to change me and I'd fancy a bloke a lot more if they didn't as well. I wi...

There's no need to waste our time trying to know each other. We both know why we are here, so let's skip the formalities and go straight down to business. Let us tease each other all day long, and see where it could possibly lead us.

The lack of a man in my life for the past ten years is now slowly taking its toll on my mind and my body. I am here because I want to chat with a lad who can help me rekindle the passion in my heart. Someone who can turn me on and drive me wild under...