If I am to choose between receiving flowers and receiving a hard knob with baby batter, I think I will immediately choose the latter. Actually, I am the kind of lady who is not romantic and who is not fond of mushy things so it wouldn't make sense if...

My husband is this bleedin' busy man. Who isn't gaffe much, and is gaffe for only a few days. He is knackered most of the time. Can ye help me out? All I'm looking 4 is a short time mafted -fun, aka leg over. I don't want him finding out, so let's be...

I may look harmless but don’t let that fool you. I can make you scream my name out loud in bed. All I’m looking for is someone who can take all of me. Not to brag honey but I can do it in positions that I bet you’ve never tried before. So be wa...

I am an open-minded person. I love to try and have fun with new things like pleasure, intimacy and obsession. I've been wishing to have sexual fantasies just like those sex scenes in movies. Would you do that to me babe?

My beauty is slowly fading away. It might be hard, but I need to accept the fact that I am not as enticing and as irresistible as I once was. However, I am still hopeful that there is still a lad out there who would accept me for who I am, wrinkles a...

If you are looking for that one woman who can tease and please you in bed in a heartbeat, today must be your lucky day. It’s time for you to stop your search because I am right here. I know a lot of ways to please me and completely satisfy them und...