I live alone in a flat with my cat and I have to find something to do soon or I might go barmy. What would be ideal though is finding a lad that could keep me busy in bed. Have me screaming. moaning, and whining with pleasure.

Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?

Being a horny old lady is quite a drag because there are not a lot of lads who will let a granny fuck them. I think the world will become a better place once young studs learn the importance of making old cougars happy.

Foot jobs is underrated. It's quite difficult to do and takes time to perfect but lucky I did so. It turns me on how I can feel a cock start swelling up and twitching when I run the pads of my feet along the front of their trousers.

I am an independent woman, yes, but that doesn't mean I am not looking for some sweet and hard loving. Emphasize on the hard loving one, I do like to get pounded into the mattress like a fuck toy. I need to get the tension out of the way.

If you’re the kind of lad who wants to be comforted with a bunch of beautiful lies then I am not the lass for you. And that is because I’m a very straightforward and honest lady. We will definitely not get along unless you know and learn how to a...