I like lads who act like a complete knucklehead but can perform well in everything they do. The stark contrast between their relaxed and carefree personality and serious self makes me want to take them home with me.

I hope your day is as fine as my body. I know that my appearance is way past its peak, but I assure you that my body is still something you don't want to miss out on. Send me a message, and I'll tell you exactly what this body can do for you.

Reading smutty fanfiction during my downtime is my only source of satisfaction nowadays, aside from doing my academic responsibilities. I am still hopeful that the right bloke would come around and let me experience what I read during the night.

Many people are surprised at how I kept myself fit all through these years. I'm still curvy and toned in all the right places, took a lot of work but incredibly worth it. Want to find out what's my secret? Shagging burns a lot of calories.

Receiving steamy messages is the best part of the day. Reading them after a trying day at work is just lovely. Settling down in bed and prepping myself for a cheeky night that would hopefully end with me creaming all over my fingers or toys.

Want to gaze at the stars at night. There are so many of them twinkling for us. One day, I'd have sex on a starry night. By then, I'd be named "the woman whose smile can't be erased" or "the hot young lady who had a sizzling hot sex below the stars".