I think I baked just about every flavour of pie there is on this planet by being the model housewife. The best pie does not involve an oven though. The recipe includes a dashing lad's dipstick, a bed-- though not necessarily, and my aching cunt.

Is it weird that I find pleasure in pleasing men? I am not sure why, but looking at a bloke's satisfied expression while I tease him arouses me. I think I might be what others refer to as a submissive gal. I love doing things for my lad, even if it m...

Hope you don't mind a lass who loves putting her arms around your neck. When I do that, it's a secret code for "I'd want you to shag me tonight". I won't be ashamed to admit that I'm a pillow princess.

Don't be misled by how I appear to be. I know that my appearance reflects a side chick, but it's far from my temperament. I, for one, value myself and will only fall for a guy who can exhibit me as his main chick.

If I had superpowers, I'd create a whole new world where I'm the only rose among the thorns. With my powers, I'd pick the most attractive men and separate them from the rest. After that, I'd make them immortal, so we can shag forever.

Whether you guys admit it or not, it's actually better to have bareback sex. However, the only downside is that the woman might get up the duff and since I don't want to get pregnant, I urge my sexual partners to wear condoms even if it's not fully s...