Not seeking for anything serious, I figured out long ago that I am not the type to commit. I want to enjoy life and say yes to as many opportunities that present themselves to me. Why tie myself down when I could be having fun every single night?

I don't have gag reflex, I don't know if that's a talent but my throat getting fucked is not an issue. I can still go down on my knees and give a lad a good time. They might have to help me up though, aging kneecaps and all.

I feel a little bored with my life right now. Every day just seems to be going in circles. I wake up, have a cup of coffee, report to work, go back home and sleep. Then the next day, I’ll do it over again. I’m starting to believe that it’s time...

There's something about a lad who knows his way around the kitchen that makes me want to fuck me hard. I am not a good cook, but I think my body is tasty enough to offset that. You do all the cooking, and I'll be in charge of all the eating.

Years have already passed since I last had a good shag, it might have even been a decade already. I would love to come across a gent who knows his way to a woman's heart and how to handle a very randy lady.

Almost all of my closest friends are either engaged or married already. And then there's me who is still afraid of falling in love and being committed to one lad. With that, I don't plan on falling in love soon. Instead, I plan on finding someone who...