Yes, I'm aged but not yet an ancient. You can assume that I'm already on the wrong side of 40, but there's no uncertainty that I can misbehave in bed like I'm still in my 20's. Is it tempting if I say that I could last for an hour or two?

I was a prim and proper young adult, went to work and behaved the way I should and taught. Now that I've reached my 50s, it's time to let loose and experience the things I missed out on or deprived myself of.

You're right. I'm a good-looking lass who loves shagging ever night. I enjoy being pumped hard while on a hard bed. I'm into the gentle kind of sex. My desire for sex grows stronger whenever I'm with someone rough.

Mimosas in the morning is the right way to start it. I know that cuppa is more ideal but who would turn down a bubbly and citrusy concoction of delight? It's like telling a dishy bloke to shove off when he offers a good shag. A lass like me will say ...

I fancy to be with a man while going on a long ride. If his driving skills are good enough, I might reward him while we're on the road. A simple jobby would keep him entertained and randy. That's for sure.

When I was younger, I used to believe in fairytales and happy endings wherein I get to find a guy who can be my prince charming. But as time passed by and as I grew older, I learned that fairytales are full of bullshit. If you think the same way as m...