Pasta vs. Pizza? I love them both, but I'd choose pasta. I like how smooth the pasta's texture is. It's like the texture of a penis, just a little bit softer. But when a penis is full of cum, it's as smooth as the pasta or the condensed milk.

Some say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. I beg to disagree, honey. Man shall not live by bread alone. There should be nights full of naughtiness. After all, we all need to fill an empty void through sexual pleasures.

A shy bloke is a good change of pace from all the pompous and pretentious pricks out and about. I'm quite vocal and would often be the one to initiate activities, especially when it comes to shagging. When I feel randy, I want a dipstick in my quim a...

Let's make our time chatting with each other a moment to remember. I know that life is too short. As such, I would like to spend my years doing what I want with who I want. It would be bloody amazing if I can find a lad who is willing to explore the ...

What are in my bucket list? - To try skydiving and wingsuit flying. - To get off at the beach during the day. I don't like nighttime. I wouldn't have a chance to enjoy my lover's physique by then. - To eat exotic food. Any recommendation?

I'm easily smitten with blokes who know when to use their strong power to make women wet. I consider them as sexy gods sent from above to make lasses wild with pleasure. If you think you're one of them, message me. I'm a little bit dry and I need som...