I have naughty fingers; they're always excited to go inside me. When I'm turned on, I push three fingers into my quim, and I squirt a lot. I like to try my whole hand, but I want someone else to do it for me because it's going to be more exciting.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

Already in my 50s yet I haven't gotten to half of my kinky bucket list. I've been compiling fantasies and wet dreams into a neat list, hoping that I'd get the chance to make them come true someday. Would you like to find out what they are?

An old lady like me is seeking a lad who can make my eyes twinkle in lust and who can also make my legs tremble in pleasure. I want someone who's not only good with his dirty words but is also good with his dirty moves in bed.

A dishy lad coming my way is already a blessing but getting the chance to shag and use his schlong like my favourite sex toy? Now that just sounds like heaven on earth! I haven't had a proper hard fuck in years and I'm not going to waste time sitting...

There are only a handful of men who knows how to bring out the full satisfaction of being fucked in the missionary position. Most men often disregard this position because it is one of the basics. However, in the mind of a skillful man, even missiona...