Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Not all women are made of sugar and rainbows. Some of us are born with bitterness and pebbles in our hearts. So if that’s what you’re searching for, I hope you’ll know what to do. But please don’t send me a sweet message. Something naughty or...

A very naughty lady who couldn't get enough of just one lad. I know that I may sound greedy with this but I really prefer having two or maybe three lads on my side. Yes, I am not a stick-to-one lady and if you're fine with that, let me know.

I love cuddling while watching TV; it makes me feel safe when I'm around a man's arms. The feeling is so amazing like you're in heaven; I sometimes fall asleep. Other times, I intentionally do it because I like strong arms to carry me to bed.

Sunbathing, though a rarity, is an activity I enjoy to do when I get the chance to. I make sure that I tan evenly so I always do it starkers. I don't really care much for my neighbours seeing me, I'm living my best life as much as I still can!

I have no intention of making myself known through complex or complicated things. I am the kind of woman who loves to keep things nice and simple. I do believe that there is beauty in simplicity. I hope my simple ways will not bore you out.