I strongly desire to meet a lad who'll overpower me day and night. Someone who's strong enough that even if I push him or struggle against him, he will use all his might to enter me savagely and torture me with his big penis.

I don't need a professional comedian in my life, but I'd appreciate if a good-looking bloke who'll brighten up my mornings with his jokes comes along. I'd love him more if he's genuinely interested in me.

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

I'm not in a hurry to find love. I'm still young, and I want to enjoy life before trying to be in a serious relationship. I'll just keep flirting until I decide I'm ready to stop being single. When that time comes, I know a fine lad would find me.

If I'm not walking around the house naked, I'm definitely wearing my jumper while spreading my legs wide open. Despite my old age, I still feel randy most of the time, so expect my mornings to be scrummy as I use my sex toys.

I hate myself for not trying to find someone online. I'm surprised that there are a lot of choices I have. Before, I had like three to five choices. Come to think of it, I now know why my friend who introduced me to online dating is always over the m...