Afternoon tea is boring! I don't know why it's expected that ladies as old as me would enjoy them, but I'd rather have fish and chips plus a pint of Guinness. The icing on the cake would be to have a hot and heavy shag with a lad at the end of the ni...

Despite my old age, I still love doing exercise and walking around. I feel bored and lonely when I am sitting and doing nothing at all. Due to this, my stamina is quite good. Feel free to message me if you don't believe me.

I found it disappointing that blokes who are of the same age as I am cannot keep their Johnson's stiff for long. Now I am looking for other partners, younger gents to be specific. I want to feel the excitement I felt during my years in uni, vivacious...

Walking into boutiques which sells racy and lacy knickers is my version of heaven on earth! The reaction I get when I take off my clothes in front of an excited young bloke is priceless. Plus it makes me feel like a goddess when I wear a new pair.

The most exciting shag I've ever had was in the university library a few decades ago. It was titillating because of the added danger of getting caught at any moment. I remember I bit my tongue in my effort to keep my mouth shut while I creamed all ov...

My first husband died at an early age and my current one is boring as wheat bread. I feel mildly robbed and want to find a young lad that would give me the spice in life that I need. I want to get back lost time and the excitement I felt when I was y...