What does it take to turn on a lady such as myself? Why not start by telling me all the fantasies you always wished to come true? Does it involve getting tied up? How about spanking? How hard is the shagging like?

Chill nights with a cold pint and salty pretzels spells out the perfect way to unwind for me. Though if I think about it, a weekend spent in bed with a dishy lad and doing unspeakable delicious things is not a bad choice either.

My relationship has always been on the rocks for a while now. We talked it out and agreed to stay in an open relationship before deciding if we're going to call it off or not. Now, who would fancy to show little me what I've been missing out on?

Marriage short-lived but couldn't say I regret it. I just figured out that I'd rather be a single lady who is free to play around with any young bloke who tickles my fancy. Years later, I can still keep up and even go beyond what's expected from me.

I used to be a happy-go-lucky kind of lass until I realized that I am slowly getting old already. Now that I am at this age, some things are a bit out of reach now. I hope it's not too late for me to enjoy what life has planned out for me.

Not getting the chance to wank or shag makes me feel barmy! I would like to at least have one orgasm on a daily basis, thank you very much. I am content doing it on my own, but where's the fun in that? Why not be a dear, and help a good woman out?