Is it weird that I find pleasure in pleasing men? I am not sure why, but looking at a bloke's satisfied expression while I tease him arouses me. I think I might be what others refer to as a submissive gal. I love doing things for my lad, even if it m...

I would be a hypocrite if I tell you that I haven't been in love with dicks ever since I turned 20. If you can only read minds, you'll find out how I love to eat them with my soft, wet lips. Want me to do it with you?

Recently got roped into adopting a goldfish from a mate. I'm better at taking care of it than I do to myself. Nevertheless, I would love to meet a gent who'll provide me with witty conversations and sarcastic humour.

I'm not getting younger and I've already accepted that. But what I can't accept is the fact that most blokes are into the younger generation. I mean, why can't they just prefer a mature lady like me who can bring them the utmost pleasure and satisfac...

Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

"Some people are curious about the kind of man I want to settle down with someday. So to end their curiosity, I'm going to state here the qualities of the bloke I want to marry. 1. He must have a stable job. 2. He shouldn't allow me to be hungry. ...