My humour is starting to become as dry as my cunt. It's been a long time since I fucked a man who can make me laugh. I know that these two things may appear to be worlds apart from each other. However, happiness and satisfaction come hand-in-hand. I ...

Not the kind of lass who easily falls for a bloke’s sweet and romantic words. Let me be honest, those words mean nothing to me. The best thing that he can do, if he really wants to impress me, is to show me how dirty his mind is and can be. Let’s...

I am the type of lady that you will not get with sweet words. I don't know if there's something wrong with me, but I hate it when men try to flirt with me using corny jokes or thoughtful words. I want to be teased hard. Tell me what you will do when ...

I'm an angel at work because I do all the commands of my boss. But when I am inside the bedroom with someone, I'm a demon. I do certain things that are bad, nasty, and sadistic enough for angels. If you think you can deal with that, don't hesitate to...

On a cold weather, I drink to be sloshed. It's the best way to stay warm if a bloke is not beside me to keep me warm with his touch and hot kisses all over my body. If the weather is normal, I stay out in the garden to receive the fresh rays of m...

I am the type of lady who does not fall in love easily. It will take months, if not years, to make me fall for you. Because of that, I am not looking for impatient lads. Instead, who I prefer to find are the lads that are patient and understanding.