Give me the best joke you have, and I will reply to you if I find it hilarious. I don't want a handsome and fit stud at this moment. I am looking for a funny man who can brighten up my day with his jokes and stories.

Blue eyes and rosy cheeks. They're natural which I've inherited from my parents. My loving mom and dad said that people used to come to our house to have a glimpse of me. Well, now that I've grown, I wish men would sweep me off my feet.

Embracing the single life and not giving a bloody fuck about what other people have to say. I'm not a slag either, I date and sleep with them until another gent catches my attention. If you're the type that likes fun, discreet, and short term flings,...

I regularly buy sweets for myself. A sweet tooth from the day I was born, and despite my doctor telling me otherwise, I still can't resist sneaking in a bite or two. I am being careful due to my age but I also think that life is too short to deny you...

I fancy blokes who look like Benedict Cumberbatch. He's handsome with a touch of mystery. I'm not attracted to men who have a predictable character because that's where the game ends. Crazy as it may seem, but this pussy of mine only becomes sexually...

My mind is clouded with dirty thoughts that are waiting to be unleashed at the right time with the right bloke. The manky thoughts I have are the reason for my undying wet dreams. If you are as naughty as me, then we should do the right thing. Let's ...