Father Time is slowly catching up on me. I am beginning to be scared, and at the same time, desperate. I don't want to grow old alone, with no one to fuck me every time I feel the urge. I hope I can find a decent man as soon as possible.

I love cuddles, kisses, and endless laughter. People may see these things as simple, but for me, this is the most important part of a relationship. I mean, what's the point of staying with a man who can't make me laugh and feel safe through his cuddl...

I would often fantasise about playing with myself while my male mates watch on. Or get fucked hard by a dishy stranger. I'll pretend that I didn't know they were there, moaning and writhing to my heart's content.

Lasses like me don't normally name their boobs for the reason that they're waiting for a bloke to give those luscious breasts a great name. Would be better if they can give one sexy name for each. If I were to ask you, what names do you have in mind ...

Men are so self-conscious when it comes to making sounds during sex, especially those who are in their 20's. I would love to hear their moans and groans when we're fucking. It makes me randier and try to shag them harder.

Going benders during the weekend has been a norm during my years in uni. I would always end up snogging a fine gent in the bathroom of the pub. If they're good at it, I would take them to my flat and shag their brains out. What I would give to get to...