Turning my long list of fantasies into reality has taken me years and years but I am slowly ticking each one off. Would anyone fancy to help an old lady out? I promise to make sure to reward you handsomely.

What fascinates me in particular about some men is their genuine interest in women. They listen to my little stories even when it's already dark outside. They're even amused at how fun I can be when there's just the two of us.

I worked as an exotic dancer in my early years, I loved every night I was on stage and I was fairly good at it. But, of course, that was eons ago and always chockfull of fond memories. Though I must say I still have a lot of dance moves left in me.

I want someone to hold me and scratch my head as he tells me that he wants me while looking intensely at me. Having such a man who is not afraid to show his sexual feelings to me is a precious gem - a gem that has to be treasured.

My big knockers never failed me when it comes to pulling lads. Since I've had them as a teen, it was easy to find a bloke who'd want a quick snog or shag. Now it gets me the chance to have fun in the bedroom despite how old I already am.

I'm full of beans whether a certain day looks gloomy. I never allow myself to be affected by external factors around me. To me, every day is a beautiful day. And I consider it incredible if a lad grinds me for hours.