I am the biggest flirt that you’ll ever have the chance to talk to in your life and I have no heart. So if you want something serious, I suggest that you leg it because I’m pretty sure I am not the one for you.

I'm not going to faff around and pretend that I'm an innocent lady. I am a randy lass who would love to share with you my dirty fantasies and how I love to wank off. I just hope that I get a story or two in return.

Working all day takes off all the hours I could have for myself. All I can do is beat the bean on lonely nights. All I want is someone to chat with who could get me through these nights. If you think you can keep me company, hit me up!

Don't judge the book by its cover; I may look like a saint, but I'm a fast learner. Teach me how to keep you fulfilled for the rest of the night, and watch me change from a saint to a playful lass. Don't keep me waiting, honey.

I think it's time I should try anal sex with someone who knows how. I heard it hurts so much at first, but that's the good part, isn't it? We have to feel the pain in order to experience ultimate pleasure.

Am quite chuffed about how well I can handle a randy bloke in bed. I don't just lay there and let them do all the work, I like getting involved as well. Sloppy blowjobs that leave them panting and moaning. Snogging them until they've had enough and r...