Afternoon tea or brunch with the gals are the only highlight of my day. I've been lonely for a long time, which is why I want to find the spark that I've lost. I want to find passion, lust, and intimacy.

Pros: - I give a good jobby. - I don't have a gag reflex. - My feet are soft. - I like snogging in cars. Cons: - I can't reach the top shelf without the help of a ladder. - Drinks excessively. - Will hog the sheets.

As much as I want to join a threesome, I'm a selfish lass who wants a bloke all to myself. I'm not good at sharing and I do apologise for it in advance. I just rather have my partner's full attention and I will surely reciprocate it.

I tend to be the boyish type, one of the guys and all that. I love going to pubs during the football season, I enjoy the rukus and having the excuse to get sloshed. It also helps that it's easier to find a bloke to score with then there's only a few ...

Inspired to wake up in the morning with the thought that a man somewhere is waiting to find me. Would love it if his mind is overflowing with sexual thoughts. I'm fond of talking about sex all throughout the day. Actually, sexting is one thing that k...

If I had superpowers, I'd create a whole new world where I'm the only rose among the thorns. With my powers, I'd pick the most attractive men and separate them from the rest. After that, I'd make them immortal, so we can shag forever.