I need someone who knows how to lick my baps and fanny as if they are ice cream. So, if there's a bloke here who is confident about his tongue skills, I need to know who you are as soon as possible so DM me!!!

The more I try to become a better person, the naughtier and wilder I get. It is a bit frustrating that my mind is full of crazy and kinky stuff. I can't even have a proper conversation without inserting a naughty joke.

What I hate the most is being yelled at. Whenever someone, especially when it's a lad, yells or screams at me, I instantly go spare. I get really mad and the only thing that can calm me down is a pint of dark chocolate ice cream.

Dae ye fancy orders? I fancy being in control and taking charge in wanking chariot. I can drive and ride ye till ye cum or make noises. My touch can be stimulating and relaxing. Just finding the man who can be a true pleaser.

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)

I really think that life is not all beer and skittles. There are really times when we need to endure some difficulties just to get what we want. Just like when having sex, we need to move and sweat a lot first before we achieve the satisfaction we wa...