Lady Luck has never been on my side ever since I was young. Now that I am old, even Father Time has forsaken me. I know it might be next to impossible to ask for a young lad to pay attention to me, but I am still hoping I can have that.

My blood is nothing but alcohol at this point. I can't stop myself from drinking a lot. It doesn't matter if I am downing beer, cocktails, or on the rocks, I will drink everything in sight. I enjoy the feeling of being tipsy and getting random blacko...

So much is happening to the world right now and yet all I want is to be fucked in different sex positions while in public. Yes, I love outdoor sex and if there's a lad here who's just like me, feel free to give me a message.

I may look like a little bitch to you but the truth is that I am really sweet and kind. I don't bad mouth others nor do I hurt them. I guess the only time that I become bad is when I am inside the bedroom with someone who is as hot and as sexy as fuc...

Teacher by day. Professional slag by night. I have two sides. I'm an angel to my students during the day. I can have fun and be a great teacher. But at night, you'd want to see me dressed in lingerie while pole dancing.

When a bloke is naked in front of me, my hand instantly reaches for his dangly-bits stroking it slowly at first then I'm eventually building up pace. Yes, I act fast and I don't need the bloke to tell me what I should do. I guess this is the result o...