The world is full of things that we can't explain, so there's no point in talking about the stuff that we don't have control over. Instead of wasting our time talking about boring shit, how about we share some of our interesting stories. It can be ab...

I may not be as beautiful as I was once, but I am still pretty young-looking for my age. I know that there are a lot of ladies out there prettier than me, but are they hornier than me? Looks don't matter anymore when you're old. Experience and skills...

Opening a bottle of wine at the end of a tiring day has become a long standing tradition for me. I am now old but still single yet have not found anyone to mingle with. I am lucky to keep my office job but lately I've been wondering if there is more ...

After all the things I've been through in my life, never did I lose hope that things will get better, and it does. For me, the bad stuff that happens to people is there for a reason. They can either be part of the trials for character development or ...

Going to a posh spa whenever I feel like it has been a blessing. I used to think that when I grow old, it would mean I'd end up like my senile aunt. Now, I get to do just whatever I bloody want, whenever I want to. I love being massaged with aromati...

Finding ways of incorporating food into fucking occupies my mind like no other. Once the thought of covering a young gent with chocolate and having the honour of licking them clean just titillates me to another level.