The best way to get my attention is to send me something cute and funny. For me, the best lad is someone who can make her woman smile and blush. I hope there is a man like that in here. Chat me if you are like that.

It's not nice to ask a woman about her age, nothing to be ashamed of but still rather rude. I tend to bat my eyes and tell them to just guess, they'd mostly be wrong but it really doesn't matter. We'd end up in bed with my thighs wrapped around his h...

I get creative and tend to want to get shagged in places that isn't the bedroom. On the kitchen counter, empty hallway, dodgy alleyway, or public bathroom stall-- anywhere but on a bed and in the boring missionary. An old bint like me has grown tired...

There's been nothing but bad luck in my life right now. All I want is to be live my life as freely as possible, but the world doesn't let me do it. I have learned the hard way that life is not as easy as pie. If I can't get to live as freely as I wan...

I reckon that most blokes aren't vocal when it comes to shagging. Now I wonder what it would take to have them moaning and whimpering into my ears. I'm sure I can figure some things out eventhough I haven't shagged a proper gent in years.

I always love hearing a good dad joke. I know someone would say they're insufferable but I don't really care. If you're the type of lad that has oodles of 'em then drop me a chat, I'd fancy getting to know you better.