I drool if I see a fine man's bollocks. The next thing that I do, I lick those bollocks like a hungry hot beast. It's lovely to hear a guy groan out of pleasure. Hearing a guy moan makes me soaking wet.

A glass of fine whiskey is my solution for cold nights alone. When I feel raunchy, I bust out my collection of pleasure aides and start to wank off in front of the mirror. Sometimes I wonder what it would feel like to have a bloke watch me while I ma...

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

Why don’t you consider yourself a proper Jammy today? It’s not everyday that you stumble upon someone like me who is willing to be your friend and casual buddy all at the same time. Don’t miss out this chance and send me a flirty message now.

For me, the best way to get the attention of a lady you like is by sending her something sweet and funny. There's no better lad than someone who can make a woman blush and laugh. I am looking for that kind of lad.

This maybe an overstatement, but I forget my name when a lad pulls my hair while grinding inside me. Some men are afraid of going overboard because they think that every woman is the same. The thing is I'm not every woman.