I've been on best dates, and that means I've also been on worst dates which I'm not afraid to admit. They're all fun but, right now, I'm not yet ready to date another bloke. I'm looking for someone who's fine with chatting with me until I'm ready. If...

I have lots of fantasies I need help with! Just so you know, I can't do anything serious, this is purely for fun. If u think you can handle me get in touch ;)

Whenever a lad hits up on me and asks me where I came from, I always tell them I came from a floating island in Gulliver's Travels. They laugh. Those little bastards don't know it's Laputa. Guess I'll have to change my address, whaddya think?

My I.Q. is off the charts, I have the brainpower to build a craft that could fly myself and a significant other to the moon and back! If interested, you are free to message me!

I'm a bit late to the game, I glued arse too much to the office chair and now regret having to miss out on opportunities like shagging gents in the pub or in the back of a car. Nonetheless I still have a lot of kick in me, particularly tricks that co...

My biggest pet peeves about men: * Their obsession with action films. I exist too. You might want to watch romantic films with me at least once. * Talking about their self too much. * Being rude to the restaurant staff.